shush: (108) New Years Resolutions

clavicola:

This year I’ll make myself another promise that I’ll be better, that I’ll lose those ten pounds I gained when I was sad and indifferent. I’ll be kinder; flip more pennies face-up; be a masked vigilante in my own fucked-up reality. I’ll tell myself that this, this is the year. Now…

"I want to wrap your legs round my face and wear you like a food bag."

- Jemma the sexy bint (via courtney-callous)

Im fucking hilarious